February 2012
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Random Fact!
I don’t think I own a single book that would take me longer than seven hours to read, at the very most, for the very longest.
And this is why it’s annoying, loving books this much. I’m a ridiculously fast reader, so if I want to read for any length of time, I need to bring a bunch of books the size of my head (and simultaneously stretch my pockets completely out of shape).
Oh...
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WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO THE POST OPTION-PIC...
That sentence got away from me.
THE ONION: GLAAD to Honor Any Mainstream Film That... →
The world of social networking
katiesworldorder:
Reblog if you're a girl who likes girls, a boy who...
My parents just don't understand that I like being...
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Reading university: there’s a lake in the middle of the campus. fair enough. Invariably, after exams, some students apparently strip off and run and dive into it.
It comes as a shock when they find out it’s knee-deep.
*little brother screaming abuse at me*
Me: say what you like, you know it won't offend me
My brother: You're straight
Me: Fuck you
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Every Time I Go Out In Public
Need a laugh? Click here!
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
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I should not be allowed on Tumblr when I'm...
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“Reading…is a lot like being pregnant… It fills you with feelings and...”
– Ada, Olympos by Dan Simmons.
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Haiku
Cuddles, cuddles, hug! Cuddles cuddles cuddles. Hugs And cuddles, CUDDLES! :D
Reblog if you never planked or did the cinnamon...
eduardothesexyunicorn:
i wanna congratulate you on not being a dumbass
But I dont want a guy with a thumb ring to congratulate me for not being a dumbass. Having a thumb ring makes you one ;_;
^
ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
FACT: The Velociraptors in Jurassic Park were...
Would you care for a jelly baby?
thebrigadiersmoustache:
Would you care for a jelly baby?
What?
Try one! They’re rather good!