December 2011
“I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.
Because if you are making...”
– http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2011/12/my-new-year-wish.html (via neil-gaiman)
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response-
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's... →
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“You may as well try to fly a second hand gas stove!”
– The Master on the Doctor’s TARDIS
I like girls. And I like girls who like girls. Not...
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
me: who wants to kiss me at midnight on new years
everyone:
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I would love to meet a girl I can spoil the shit out of, take on cute dates and cuddle whenever I want to
My views on sexuality -
If you’re gay, that’s cool
If you’re a lesbian, that’s cool
If you’re asexual, that’s cool
If you’re bisexual, that’s cool
If you’re pansexual, that’s cool
If you’re straight, that’s cool
If you’re not sure, that’s cool
If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.
Nazi Officer: What are you doing here?
River Song: Well, I was on my way to this gay, gypsy Bar Mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought, Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish. I think I'll kill the Führer.
me: i really cant stay
computer: but baby its social outside
Reblog if you're a girl, I need to tell you...
In the book I’m reading, there’s a character called ‘Jane’ who’s referred to as the weird one, and who wants to be a writer.
It’s uncanny.
I honestly feel sorry for my future kids if they...
Kid: "Mom?"
Me: "Yeah?"
Kid: "...would you still love me if...I was gay?"
Me: "...are you gay?"
Kid: "Yes."
Me: "OH MY GOD YES COME HERE NEW FAVORITE CHILD I KNEW I RAISED YOU RIGHT GIVE ME A HUG I'M MAKING COOKIES DO YOU WANT A NEW CAR HERE PUT LADY GAGA IN THE CD PLAYER WE'RE HAVING A PARTY."
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The gif you are about to see changed my life.
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There are nine episodes of Doctor Who (excluding Shada and the first two Doctors, whose episodes have been lost permanently in many cases) that I do not own on DVD at all. Strangely enough, there are eleven episodes of Doctor Who, in that era, which are unavailable on DVD. Go figure.
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Well, this is awkward
There’s an actor called ‘Lee Pace’, I’ve only (to my knowledge) seen him once, in a film. More on that later. In the present however, he’s appearing in two films I’m hoping to see, Breaking Dawn (My mum’s obsessed) and The Hobbit. In one he plays a vampire, in the other, he’s an Elf King. Fair enough. I’ll just be spending all my time...
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