December 2010
Happy New Year!!!!
LGBT Laughs: Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew →
lgbtlaughs:
Jesus was a Jew till the day he died And his followers too for many years beside Till going to Damascus Saint Paul decides That the gentiles ought to come along for the ride. Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew, And if you hate that then I guess he will forgive you. Jesus was a gay black hippie…
Reblog if you're gay and don't mind if someone's...
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aggressivenutmeg:
Also reblogged for John Barrowman.
Jingle Bells Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O’er the fields we go Laughing all the way A risk assessment must be submitted before an open sleigh is considered safe for members of the public to travel on. The risk assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly if passengers are of larger proportions. Please...
Jingle Bells Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O’er the fields we go Laughing all the way A risk assessment must be submitted before an open sleigh is considered safe for members of the public to travel on. The risk assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly if passengers are of larger proportions. Please...
While Shepherds Watched While shepherds watched Their flocks by night All seated on the ground The angel of the Lord came down And glory shone around The union of Shepherds has complained that it breaches health and safety regulations to insist that shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate seating arrangements being provided, therefore benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now...
While Shepherds Watched While shepherds watched Their flocks by night All seated on the ground The angel of the Lord came down And glory shone around The union of Shepherds has complained that it breaches health and safety regulations to insist that shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate seating arrangements being provided, therefore benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now...
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows. You are advised that under the Equal Opportunities for All policy, it is inappropriate for persons to make comment with regard to the ruddiness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from the Reindeer Games will be...
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows. You are advised that under the Equal Opportunities for All policy, it is inappropriate for persons to make comment with regard to the ruddiness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from the Reindeer Games will be...
Little Donkey Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load The RSPCA have issued strict guidelines with regard to how heavy a load that a donkey of small stature is permitted to carry, also included in the guidelines is guidance regarding how often to feed the donkey and how many rest breaks are required over a four hour plodding period....
Little Donkey Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load The RSPCA have issued strict guidelines with regard to how heavy a load that a donkey of small stature is permitted to carry, also included in the guidelines is guidance regarding how often to feed the donkey and how many rest breaks are required over a four hour plodding period....
It needs to be said.
Screw You, Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.
We Three Kings We three kings of Orient are Bearing gifts we traverse afar Field and fountain, moor and mountain Following yonder star Whilst the gift of gold is still considered acceptable - as it may be redeemed at a later date through such organisations as ‘cash for gold’ etc, gifts of frankincense and myrrh are not appropriate due to the potential risk of oils and fragrances...
We Three Kings We three kings of Orient are Bearing gifts we traverse afar Field and fountain, moor and mountain Following yonder star Whilst the gift of gold is still considered acceptable - as it may be redeemed at a later date through such organisations as ‘cash for gold’ etc, gifts of frankincense and myrrh are not appropriate due to the potential risk of oils and fragrances...
Away in a Manger No Crib for a bed - Social services???????
Away in a Manger No Crib for a bed - Social services???????
The Rocking Song Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir; We will lend a coat of fur, We will rock you, rock you, rock you, We will rock you, rock you, rock you: Fur is no longer appropriate wear for small infants, both due to risk of allergy to animal fur, and for ethical reasons. Therefore faux fur, a nice cellular blanket or perhaps micro-fleece material should be considered a suitable...
Health and Safety
For the Christmas mood, I will soon be uploading some very important health and safety considerations.
“A mother can nurture and take care of a baby. A man can’t do that”
– http://nomexposed.org/2010/10/27/nom%E2%80%99s-brian-brown-%E2%80%9Ca-man-can%E2%80%99t-nurture-and-take-care-of-a-baby%E2%80%9D/
Brian Brown, head of National Organization for Marriage. This is not my opinion, these are his words. Upon seeing it, I felt I had to share.
lgbtlaughs:
A conversation I had the day after having my pants pulled down during the gay parade.
Me: O my god! My penis is in the newspaper!
Female friend: Mine is in the nightstand.
#shitmylesbianfriendsays (Submitted by anotherlgbttumblr)
Queer Christmas Puns - GO!
lgbtlaughs:
Got any?
Reblogged for answers.
And now you know where the term ‘fairy on top of the tree’ came from.
