February 2012
THE ONION: GLAAD to Honor Any Mainstream Film That... →
The world of social networking
katiesworldorder:
Reblog if you're a girl who likes girls, a boy who...
My parents just don't understand that I like being...
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Reading university: there’s a lake in the middle of the campus. fair enough. Invariably, after exams, some students apparently strip off and run and dive into it.
It comes as a shock when they find out it’s knee-deep.
*little brother screaming abuse at me*
Me: say what you like, you know it won't offend me
My brother: You're straight
Me: Fuck you
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Every Time I Go Out In Public
Need a laugh? Click here!
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
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I should not be allowed on Tumblr when I'm...
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“Reading…is a lot like being pregnant… It fills you with feelings and...”
– Ada, Olympos by Dan Simmons.
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Haiku
Cuddles, cuddles, hug! Cuddles cuddles cuddles. Hugs And cuddles, CUDDLES! :D
Reblog if you never planked or did the cinnamon...
eduardothesexyunicorn:
i wanna congratulate you on not being a dumbass
But I dont want a guy with a thumb ring to congratulate me for not being a dumbass. Having a thumb ring makes you one ;_;
^
ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
FACT: The Velociraptors in Jurassic Park were...
Would you care for a jelly baby?
thebrigadiersmoustache:
Would you care for a jelly baby?
What?
Try one! They’re rather good!
HELLO NEW FOLLOWER!
Do you want a hug?
