trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

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twelves-impossible-girl:

notsomolly:

“Eccleston was a tiger and Tennant was, well, Tigger. Smith is an uncoordinated housecat who pretends that he meant to do that after falling off a piece of furniture.” — Steven Moffat

I think we all know who that makes Capaldi.

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

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foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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qtmaster:

dewdrops-on-roses:

Every season of Doctor Who has That One Episode We Never Discuss. 

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communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

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tastefullyoffensive:

[amazingsuperpowers]

tastefullyoffensive:

[amazingsuperpowers]

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tescosfinest:

shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is

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tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

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thefoxxybenedict:

kinemon:

the-robot-condese:


asongofwaterearthfireandair:


this button

should not be that close to this button



another person understands


its a metaphor on how easily it is to create life but at the same time equally easy.. to destroy it

i had to check and make sure that the last comment wasn’t made by john green

thefoxxybenedict:

kinemon:

the-robot-condese:

asongofwaterearthfireandair:

this button

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should not be that close to this button

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another person understands

its a metaphor on how easily it is to create life but at the same time equally easy.. to destroy it

i had to check and make sure that the last comment wasn’t made by john green

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